It would appear that momma has abandoned my bloggie. I was worried that she wouldn't post again until I'd crossed over the Rainbow Bridge, so I persuaded her to allow me a brief "howdy" to let my pals know that I am still alive and kicking.
Overall, things are pretty good for me. I've had a bit of a time with a nasty business known as
SLO, but with frequent visits to the vet and the occasional wearing of a boot and limited activity, I've managed to get along. Sometimes I am forced to wear a sock, but I make the best of it. Hey, it's a look.
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Why does momma say I have big clown feet? |
However, a line was crossed when momma tied a poop bag to my leg.
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Please don't ever do that again, momma. |
I help momma make sure the birds are well fed and have fresh water for splashing about.
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Hurry, momma, it looks like you let the birdie water freeze again! |
Speaking of water, I had plenty of trips to the cement pond next door over the summer.
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Labradorable to the max! |
And I still go to daycare a couple of times a week (well, that is when my middle aged leggies aren't feeling owie). Momma says the daycare people must thing she beats me since I never want to come home at the end of the day.
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This place is the best! |
Did you forget what momma looks like?
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Hard to smile when there don't appear to be noms anywhere around. |
Most mornings, I meet up with my BFF, Rocky, for walkies. Seems the proper human greeting in such cases is "Did he poop yet?"
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Come on, buddy, let's find something to pee on. |
Speaking of walkies, I still recall the day, some two years ago when momma made a promise to me that unless one of us was injured or the walking conditions were just too dangerous, we would never miss a walkie again. Momma has struggled with her own ouchie foot, so sometimes we go neither far nor fast, but she's kept her promise.
I don't really mind slow walks. It gives me plenty of time to get loving from just about everybody we meet.
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Oh yeah, that's the spot. |
As a bonus, we get to scope out all the holiday decorations during our after dark excursions. Momma had to buy a
new headlamp because she has something called cat attacks in her eyes which make it harder for her to see where she's going. She also bought yours truly a brand new
blinker which is much brighter than my old one and also (as we have determined through inclement weather walkies) totally water proof.
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Wonder if that chimney leads to an underground dwelling. |
But the point is that any walkie, no matter how short or slow, is better than no walkie, right?
And, oh happy day, after months and months of pulled muscles, oozy toes, and general malaise, the tennis ball is back! Sure, I only do eight or ten retrieves (as opposed to the 87,000 of my youth), but it feels swell to be dashing around the yard again and hear momma squeal with delight.
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Oh how I have missed you, wonderful, yellow orb. |
Finally, here's a seasonally appropriate photo for you to enjoy. Hope you all have a peaceful and happy holiday season.
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This is a lipstick free zone. |
Kisses,
Dexter