Thursday, December 19, 2013

Laser Eyes as Snow Removal Tool

Think you are looking at a Black Dog in front of a fire hydrant? Think again. 

Miss Mayzie got it right when she saw this photo on momma's FaceBook. 

I've been using my laser vision to keep the fire hydrants clear. 

Just one more public service from yours truly.

Oops, forgot to turn off my laser eyes. I think I just melted momma's gloves.

Dexter done!


  1. So cold out your fire hydrant turned blue!!!! Seriously, our hydrants are red here but mama thinks blue is much prettier; she will be sending a letter to city hall requesting a change......Bring those laser eyes to "Winterpeg" please - it's -27 celcius here this morning. I think my pee froze before it even hit the fence post...BOL!

  2. At least you can make your own path through the snow

  3. Ah-ha! That Mayzie is very clever! Of COURSE you are using your laser eyes to clear the path to the hydrant. You are practical AND civic minded! And don't worry about the DOH's gloves - they were probably plaid or something. ;-)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  4. I's glad we don't have snow in Florida. Me's so short dat my twinky would freeze and fall off!

  5. You are truly a CIVIC MINDED guy. Love the Blue Hydrant... NOW it needs some YELLOW SNOW around it.

  6. Dexter you should issue a safety advisory before people open this post. Those eyes are going to burn a hole on someone's computer screen.

  7. Wow, I bet that makes things MUCH easier!!

  8. Better to use those laser eyes to clear a path to the hydrant than what some human fools have been doing, aiming lasers at pilots flying planes! Good job, Dexter!!!!

    Wirey love,

    Just Harry

  9. Good work Dex!

    Stop on by for a visit

  10. Dexter, I for one am Most Impressed that you are using your powers for good and not evil. Maybe the mayor should give you a key to the city or something. Or cookies. Cookies might be better.

    Wiggles & Wags,

  11. Always thinking of others! That's our Dexter.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  12. You better copyright those things, BOL

  13. Whoah must be some kind of super hero!! You should star in the next Avenger movie for sure!!


  14. Can you use those laser eyes to clear our driveway? It's only a quarter mile long! You are a superhero, Dexter!

  15. You could hire yourself out, a snow remover! :)

  16. hello dexter its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that is sum heet vizhun yoo hav got their!!! just like wot we just saw over the weekend with jeneral zod and sooperman in the faymus dokyoomentary man of steel!!! i think this must meen yoo ar frum the planet krypton!!! ok bye

  17. Very cool eyes Dexter. We don't need laser eyes because we never seem to get snow. We are very jealous of you. Have fun.

    Your friends,
    Niamh & Ambrose

  18. PS. Thanks for the card. You look very handsome. Barbara put it up on the bulletin board next to her desk.

    N & A