Had I known that a mob of turkeys would be arriving at our estate just in time for Thanksgiving I would have counseled Master to skip that trip to the grocer.
Curiously, momma was reluctant to let me have a go at them and I had to observe from indoors as she stalked the gobblers with the flashy
They were remarkably complacent. Likely familiar with the firearm discharge regulations here in the Commonwealth of MA.
One could call the following an "action" movie, but they don't seem very agile to me.
As for yours truly, I am conserving my energy for the day ahead. I find that some time spent in an inverted posture helps one's innards fan out to make room for Thanksgiving day noms.
Have a safe and happy holiday!