Momma has developed an annoying habit of taking photos of yours truly and posting them on her Facebook with what she considers to be witty comments. Comments which she attributes to none other than me, Dexter the Wonder Dog.
It's one thing to capitalize on my labradorableness to lure traffic to her otherwise drab Facebook page. Quite another thing to misrepresent my thoughts at any point in time.
Thus, I am now going to publish this week's Black Dog photos with momma's blue italicized words and the actual captions. Ready?
Black dog has no need for more wisdom
|Partially true. I'm wise enough to know that the college dining hall is right across the street|
and apparently they are cooking up some BACON!
Black dog pleads with momma to consider measurement system intrinsic variance after scale at evil vet shows 4% weight gain. Fears punitive withholding of whosagooddoggie noms.
|While I did go to the vet for my kennel cough and weigh in, this is really just a picture of|
me standing around not thinking about anything in particular.
Black dog curbs his enthusiasm
|Ha ha ha, very clever. Next time try "Black dog is disgusted that he is only doing the short parking|
lot walk because momma is late for work.... again."
Black dog disturbed by rocket launcher at local church.
Fears assault on neighboring UU eminent.
|I always knew the Congregationalists had it in for the UU's.|