Momma, why aren't there more action photos of me in the flashy?
Well, Dex, you're so fast, by the time I even think about taking a picture, the moment has past.
Couldn't you just work on your reflexes?
I suppose. But you know you are very camera conscious.
Whenever I have the flashy you think you are going to get a cookie and you stop acting naturally and start doing tricks.
It's always worked in the past.
Yes, but it isn't what I'm looking for and, oh, never mind. How about we get out the tennis ball and try to get some super action pictures?
|MOMMA! Can't you please adjust the f-stop or hold your hand still? I'm all blurry!|
|How can I show off my soaring abilities when you throw ground balls?|
|This is better (even though it makes my head look kind of big).|
|And now a cookie perhaps?|