After an exhausting day at daycare, all I really wanted to do was collapse on my couch and enjoy a restorative slumber. However, when my pal, Moose, posted an old video of himself in an infantile bumble bee outfit, Momma let out an exclamation I was loath to hear "Oh Dexter! You have a bumble bee outfit too! You should put it on for Halloween."
Subsequently I found myself thusly attired.
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Momma was quite disappointed in my lack of enthusiasm and was quick to point out that the Relentlessly Huge always loved wearing the very same costume (and, indeed, the outfit retained the scent of rancid meat and broccoli laced farts that I had come to associate with the absurdly large creature).
|I'm not even sure the simple beast knew he was actually wearing an outfit. Hello?|
I believe that my inspiration to invert the cape portion into a shield convinced momma that the bee costume had to go.