Sunday, June 2, 2013

Just in Time for Father's Day!


NEW THIS YEAR!





Le Stinky Charpentier
$24.99 
What woman can resist a man with a fully loaded tool belt who knows how to use it?
Foot fud and sweat with undertones of Camembert to add an exotic touch.
A father's day filled with romance awaits.






Angry Kitty
$24.99
Mr. Whiskers is long gone, but Dad's eyes will tear up with the sting of fond memories when he catches the unmistakable fragrance of kitty excreta.




OR CHOOSE FROM OUR CLASSIC LINE OF CANDLES




Wet Dog
$24.99 FATHER's DAY SPECIAL $9.99

The sun is hot outside, but it's cool and delightful inside when you fill your house with the dank bouquet of wet dog.
A delightful reminder of a fresh April shower.









Puppy Breath

$24.99 THIS ITEM TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK
SQUEEEE!







MangoToot

$24.99 SPECIAL! TWO RELENTLESSLY HUGE CANDLES FOR $12.99
The uniqueness of The Mango captured for all time.
Sweet, rotting flesh with a fetid hint of broccoli.






Always exercise appropriate caution when using candles.
Do not leave unattended.
Keep out of reach of children.
Vendor is not responsible for peeling paint, temporary blindness, or explosions when candle is in use.

28 comments:

  1. darn the puppy breath is out of stock - just the one everyone wants :) Love the vendor not responsible clause

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  2. OMD!! I can't even decide, my Dad is gonna be so excited. I bet the "Mango Toot" is really pungent with lovely scents. It will always remind me of the RH fondly. For my money there is nothing quite as sweet as the scent of a wet dog. I will be putting in my order and my Dad is gonna pass out with excitement. Thank you.

    Loveys Sasha

    p.s. great post!!!

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  3. Yup..we were hoping to reorder the puppy breath but may have to go for the Mango Toot.

    gus n teka

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  4. Oh, I think "Wet Dog" is the way to GO!!! It's about time they got some really good scents in!
    Play bows,
    zim

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  5. hello dexter its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm dada lites kandels to cover up the smel of tucker toots but they do not reely wurk i bet that mango toot kandel is just the thing to tayk his nose off the tucker toot smel!!! i wil hav to git him a buntch of them!!! ok bye

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  6. DEXTER BUDDY... since there are now TWO of us.. we will need TWO candles fur our dad... OF COURSE I am going to order MANGO TOOT fur so MANY reasons. Too HUMOROUS to mention... and ERNIE thinks he will go with WET DOG.

    We will just PRAY that mom does not allow Dad any Baked Beans.. before he IGNITES them...

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  7. We don't have a dad. And anyway Father's Day isn't until September here...on the other paw, we'd like some of that Mango Toot!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  8. Dexter you had us rolling on the floor. Those are some very unique and thoughtful scents. I can tell you worked long an hard on this entrepreneurial venture. We hope you will remember us little pups after you're published in Fortune 500.

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  9. OMD!!! Ma is rollin' on the floor laughin' her arse off!!!
    Now, to gets down to business....I thinks the WetDog is very interestin', butts that's just too familiar of a fragrance around heres, so I thinks I'll take an 'Angry Kitteh' and (of course) 'Mango Toot'! Can't be worse than my toots!!!!! heheheheheheheeee
    I'm so glads you've branched outs for Father's Day Dexter! You should be rollin' in the green papers in no time.....time to invest in a treatie company!
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  10. Figures that the puppy breath candles are outta stock...pretty sure Scruffy and Stan ordered a Mango Toot one...we're plannin' on using it outside to keep the skeeters away...

    Does this money go into your new denture fund, Dexter?

    XXOOO Beast

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  11. Dang, we really wanted the Puppy's Breath one...and it's sold out. Put us on the waiting list, :)

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  12. I would love to have a puppy's breath one, Blegh to some of the others. LOL

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  13. Howdy Dexter, mum was going all squishy thinking about puppy breath and wanted one of those candles. We said no way. No flippin way. We don't want her getting any ideas about another puppy. We'll order a Mango Toot. That will snap her out of any stoopid ideas she might have. Dad wants Le Stinky Charpentier so mum will think he's a handyman ahahahahaha. Sorry dad.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  14. BAHAHAAHHAAH! I'm not too fond of candles. I hope the manufacturer comes up with this version in air spray to keep in my bathroom. =D

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  15. We have the wet dog air freshener thingy in the car. Mmmmmmmmmm! That way mom can carry our yummy scent into the workplace.

    Bart, Ruby and Otto

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  16. bwahahahaha! This is freakin' hilarious!! We will have to do some heavy thinking on which one to get!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  17. What a bummer that the Puppy Breath is out of stock! We hope it's only temporary!
    You are too funny, Dexter!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  18. I think we need that Puppy Breath desperately too! Can we pre-order it?

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  19. You are far too creative for your own good, lol! Should I be worried? ;)
    Sending lotsaluv to you
    (I think you need a hug too)
    xx

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  20. OMD, I bet that puppy breath candle just can't stay in stock! Everyone loves it.

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  21. Just imagine the green paper$ Mumsie khould generate with a Beastie Bum khandle -

    Just sayin'

    Hugz&Khysss,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: My DOH is more interested in a Data Manager Geek ofFURIng ;-)

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  22. We hope your momma and your cousin are both feeling better. How did the doggie neurologist visit go? Looks like you picked a good time to launch your career as an entrepreneur, Dex. Never too soon to start socking away some green papers to pay for future home health care workers. Mama says the Mango Toots would be a trip down memory lane for her re: her Danes; we'll take her word for it. We can supply the wet dog. The kitty candle sounds scrumptious; suppose we could safely eat it?

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  23. Oh boy...we just can't decide on which one we should get Grandpa for Father's Day!! So many choices! I think "Angry Cat" is out...we've never had a cat, so he won't fully appreciate the smell. Maybe "Wet Dog" or "Puppy Breath?" Or, if we wanted to kill him off, we would get Mango Toot!! ;) Decisions, decisions...!

    Elyse and Riley

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  24. I will take one of each please:)

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  25. Next closest to puppy breath would be puppy paws. Any chance that is still in stock?

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  26. Tee heee... I needed the giggle! I think you are on to something!

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