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Le Stinky Charpentier
What woman can resist a man with a fully loaded tool belt who knows how to use it?
Foot fud and sweat with undertones of Camembert to add an exotic touch.
A father's day filled with romance awaits.
Mr. Whiskers is long gone, but Dad's eyes will tear up with the sting of fond memories when he catches the unmistakable fragrance of kitty excreta.
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The sun is hot outside, but it's cool and delightful inside when you fill your house with the dank bouquet of wet dog.
A delightful reminder of a fresh April shower.
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The uniqueness of The Mango captured for all time.
Sweet, rotting flesh with a fetid hint of broccoli.
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