Saturday, May 11, 2013

Turkey in the Flower Beds

Hey, Dexter, is it OK if I post that photo of the turkey in the flower beds?

If you must.

Oh hahaha! Get it? Turkey in the flower beds? Except it's you, see? I crack myself up!

Yes, yes, I get it. Very amusing, I'm sure (if you're twelve). Just post the turkey photo.

OK, OK, here goes....

Gotcha! Oh man! I am so witty!

Are you off your meds again?

Huh? What? Oh, Dex, you're such a card. This time for sure.

Kind of dorky, isn't it?

Yes, turkeys are like that.

Dexter done!


  1. And you didn't nab it for thanks giving - dude you are slipping!

  2. Has Momma craked herself up or just cracked up? This is what we need to know. That, and, are turkey's all they're cracked up to be.....?
    Toodle pip!

  3. Well Dexter, we HATE to say this to you... butt WE happen to LOVE your momma's sense of Humor.

    That last one is a FUR REAL turkey RIGHT IN YOUR FLOWERS!! That BIRD BRAIN doesn't know who she is messin with. One wrong step and it will be Turkey one second and FEATHERS the next.

  4. Oh Dexter your mom is a bit silly. We do like picture of you as a turkey with that pilgrim hat on though.

    Millie & Walter

  5. are either late for Thanksgiving or quite do look pretty handsome, if I do say so myself...

    Miss Lacie Beastie

  6. Your momma is too funny, Dexter!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  7. Dex, you're not a turkey...and you sure do look handsome in your new header picture!!


  8. That morning khonstitution works wonders fur your special DOH -

    Just sayin'

    PeeEssWoo: My DOH was bummed the pakhk of wild turkeys she usually sees on Saturday morning wasn't there - perhaps they were visiting Master Chew SITS

  9. BOL!!!!! Oh Dexter, your Moms cracks my Ma up!!!!! Butts, your right, our peeps are total dorks. Guess we just have to live with it, huh? *sigh*

  10. How do you live with her, Dexter?? ;)

  11. Humans....what can we say (sigh). You're a good sport Dexter.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  12. Oh, there we go. Another human having FUN at the expense of another patient and forgiving dog. Bah.

  13. You guys are just crackin' us up over here!! Happy Mother's Day! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  14. You're a handsome boy, Dex!!! That turkey... sigh!

  15. hello dexter its dennis the vizsla dog hay tucker and trixie tel me they yoozd to hav turkees in the yard wen they livd in the mithikal land of noo york they sed turkees ar verry smart and alert!!! plus they tayst delishus!!! however they ar not the most prettiest birds in the wurld thats for shoor!!! ok bye

  16. Dexter, it's Mothers Day. You have to make allowances for cracker behaviour in mothers. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  17. Dexter, buddy, we're not sure which of our respective mothers is crazier. At least ours is too lazy to photoshop crazy pictures. (At the moment.) Ah well, as long as the kibble shows up on time, we probably can't complain to anyone, huh?

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  18. Poor Dexter, I can't believe she did that to you. ;-)

  19. Even if she's off her meds, your Momma sure is fun! There are some of the third kind of turkeys in the yards across the street, but without opposable thumbs, they can't open our gate to come into our garden.

  20. That's really funny! We love YOUR photo the most! bol

    Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

  21. oh Dexter, the things you have to put up with for a dog of your dignity!
    ~lickies, Ludo!