Hey, Dexter, is it OK if I post that photo of the turkey in the flower beds?
If you must.
Oh hahaha! Get it? Turkey in the flower beds? Except it's you, see? I crack myself up!
Yes, yes, I get it. Very amusing, I'm sure (if you're twelve). Just post the turkey photo.
OK, OK, here goes....
Gotcha! Oh man! I am so witty!
Are you off your meds again?
Huh? What? Oh, Dex, you're such a card. This time for sure.
Kind of dorky, isn't it?
Yes, turkeys are like that.