Dexter, I wonder the same thing! Do they really believe we understand full sentences with verbs, adverbs, adjectives, pronouns and other such nonsense? Deluded humans.
I couldn't agree more. For example:What momma says: "Don't you eat that poop!" (in an evil witchy voice)What I hear: Blah blah EAT blah POOP!
So true Dexter, so true!
That's probably the way human pups hear, too. I'm pretty sure Thor heard better than many human pups.
Totally understand, dude.XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
We've long since given up listening to our Mom. She's got this running dialog and it's clearly just to hear herself talk. "Fi leave it! Abby would you pee, please? Abby get over here! Fi, LEAVE it! Abby, come HERE! Stay out the mud, both of you! Don't eat THAT! Damn it dogs, would you just come inside already." No idea what she's saying. Don't really care, either. Wave the bag of treats, and we'll come running. Duh. We don't need Walter Cronkite to blather at us. Just saying...*kissey face*-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
I'll let woo borrow my Siberian khard -Woo khan REALLY mess with The DOH -Just sayin'Hugz&Khysses,Khyra
Everything the mom says to us sounds like "blah blah blah" except "eat" and "treats." That's all that matters.
I know that the pack would agree you 100%! It wasn't I adopted a deaf dog that I realized how much I relied on spoken commands.
Oh Dex, I couldn't agree more!! You took the words right out of my mouth! BOLAll I hear all day is "blah, blah, blah...walkie. Blah, blah, blah...eat. Blah, blah, blah....poop. Blah, blah, blah...NO!"Geesh.Kisses,Ruby
Howdy Dex. Selective deafness. It always works for us. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
All I know is when I hear my mum say "NOW!!!" in her serious voice, I somehow have to remember the last important word she said in her "blah GOOD DOG blah blah blah Riley blah blah SIT blah blah blah blah blah blah" and do it instantly or I get an evil look from her. She claims she got sick of giving me the same command over and over (apparently the more she said the commands the more I ignored them) so now if I'm not quick enough she ends her monotonous droning noises with a loud "NOW!!!!!" Usually my memory is good, but it would help me if she didn't use so many other words during the rest of the day.Woofs,Riley
Dexter, I just love your puzzled expression.Toodle pip!Bertie.
So true labradude. You are a dog of few words. Say ht you mean...mean what you say...out ....poop...breakfast.....that is all we need to know
So true, Dexter! We choose what we want to hear.
We are pretty sure Monty also hears something along the lines of "Give all your steak to Monty"...Sam
We so agree, Dexter. Our mom is always babbling about something non-important!Love ya lotsMitch and Molly
We can't help it Dexter! We are born to blather. Ann TBL
We agree. They never make senseBenny & Lily
Oh Dex, just have patience with her... You know when you need to poop. Just smile and take pity on her!
It's a good thing that you don't listen to her :)
Ahahaha - your human is nuts! ;)I bet your human would poop out HER breakfast if you actually answered her in the English language!
My hoomins make me go outside to do that. I wish they'd let me use the toolet.
Such wise words, Dexter! You sure have enlightened us.Love,Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie
You made my mama laugh so hard Dexter! When I first moved in with my family I didn't know how to be patted anywhere but on top of my head and I didn't know any words at all. My family talks to me all day long and I don't understand a lot of the words but I know they love me from the tone of their voices! Thank you Lab Rescue for finding me a home!
Dexter, they do try to communicate with us. I am sure you know that we must humor them and look like we get it at times. It doesn't take much, does it?Loveys Sasha
You're very wise Dexter, it seems Momma is just using a few too many words, something a lot of us humans do.
There's other words besides "treat?" Never heard em before.
NOw if only she'd said Ham, Dex, followed by treats and bones and the bouncy tennis ball!!!!
Hi there, Short, Black and Handsome...Just spent a few minutes checking up on you, and it looks like you are your still Labradorable as ever.Lots of bellyrubs....
hello dexter its dennis the vizsla dog hay yes poop for brekfast is totaly inappropryat!!! evrywun nos poop is a lunchtime food!!! ok bye
BOL! Well I guess that is literally what happens butt really ;P Hardy Har HarHey Dexter, guess what I saw! A real live Silver Lab! Yap, didn't even know they existed - beautiful fella. Had Mom look him up on the puter when we got home - whadayaknow Silver Labs are even listed on the AKC. Cool lookin cousin you've got there Dex. Not as handsome as you of course - cool though :)Waggin at ya,Roo