Wednesday, December 5, 2012

What is the Meaning of This Wednesday



Momma! Why have you done this to your favorite lab in the world?


I'm speaking amongst friends, right?

Sure, I went upstairs to poop once, twice, yeah, I admit it, three times.

But that was back when I was living under the reign of the Relentlessly Huge terror and was afraid to turn my back on him long enough to do my business in the yard and sometimes I would just get too full.

Yes, and sometimes when momma wants to take her special weekend nap in the guest suite I get kind of hungry (because she usually waits until almost supper time to start her meditations) and I am compelled to go and stick my snooter in her face to remind her that I am starving.

But surely this contraption is a bit excessive. Just look at me. 



How can you be so cruel? 


Dexter done!

P.S. My friend, Sebastian, could use some POTP. As if there hasn't already been enough sadness at the home of the Portuguese Water Dogs, now Sebastian has just had surgery and they found out his boo boo was worse than originally thought. Poor guy.


35 comments:

  1. Oh No! We don't like that gate thingy!! Hope you get OUT soon! We have just left a comment over on Sebastian's blog...sure hope the guy is feeling better!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. Yes, we would call that cruel and unusual punishment.

    Wishing your friend Sebastian well.

    Woofs,
    Tommy

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  3. Oh my goodness! Too cruel! What's a poop or 3 among family? Should I call the SPCA?

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  4. Lilly occasionally pulls the same trick - and you're giving our Mom ideas!! Shame on you!!

    POTP for Sebastian. Those PWD have had enough grief for one year, bless their hearts.

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Ivy and The Sweet Buglets

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  5. Holy cow Dex behind a baby gate, I thought I was at the wrong blog!!! man you better get on your best behavior to avoid those things...or you could start working out while your momma goes to work and learn to scale them :) we havent bought any for our homestead but its just what happens when you have a baby around I think :)

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  6. Outrageous! What's a bit of carpet fertilisation after all?
    And talking of unfair, did you see what happened to me this week?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  7. You have been in jail! Dexter - this is beyond belief!

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  8. I'm sorry to say this to you Dexter, but it is very hard to meditate with the cold lab nose in your face and I say this from experience.

    As for the pooping in the room, well this Mama would put the gate up too. :-(

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  9. Oh no, you're grounded, Dexter! Someone was so mean!!!

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  10. Since I has one of them gate thingies too...I totally sympathize withs you cuz I knows how it feels to not be trusted. Where is da love Dex?

    Puddles

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  11. oh gawd... I'm having flashbacks

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  12. Oh, how could she do that to you??? So you pooped 3 times..BOL Just start howling ya head off :) Have a great Wednesday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. THIS is OUTRAGEOUS!!! We certainly HOPE that you intend to send these pictures to Santa Paws... HE WILL BE STUNNED and there WILL be a LOAD of Coal in HER stocking.

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  14. I cannot BELIEVE how cruel humans are sometimes!! Momma put up one of those to keep me and Cinderella out of the kitty room too, just because we helped ourselves to the kitty buffet box a few times. HRMPH!! I hope they both get coal in their stockings this year.

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  15. poor you. when she can just pick up the poop and disregard it. that's what humans are for anyways, aren't they?
    thanks for visiting us!

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  16. We are sending you a nail file in a cake
    Benny & Lily

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  17. OH, hey, Dex. Dave knows how to knock those things right out of the door frame. If the nail file Benny and Lily are sending you doesn't work, give us a holler. I'll grab the car keys and drive Dave out there.
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  18. Oh no -- it's the gate! Who even invented the gate --- probably a human no doubt!

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  19. I did p-o-o-p on the floor the other day. I got up at 2:30 in the morning. My hoomins weren't up, and I couldn't get out. Don't worry, it is just an accident. :)

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  20. Look at the look on your face, Dexter! We know it was just an oopsie and you'll never do it again. Open sesaDexter!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  21. You are right CRUELTY. Labradudes HAVE to be fed on time....everyone knows that.! That 'gate' is definitely over the top!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  22. Come on Dex.That wouldn't stop the RH.

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  23. Dex, just blame this on Momma's recent illness. She needs her rest.

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  24. You pooped upstairs 3 times? OMG Dexter!

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  25. Your momma has it easy! Jeep is tiny and poops in the strangest places!!

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  26. Humans and their gates! We have one at the top of the stairs so I don't get into the office or craft room - just because I have a taste for paper products. So unfair. So I feel for you buddy, I really do.

    Garth

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  27. Dexter, life just isn't fair sometimes! But I must say you look awfully good even behind bars. Hugs to Sebastian. Ann TBL

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  28. Oh Dex! So sorry!!! Hope your mean momma comes to her senses... Maybe mention that Santa is watching her!

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  29. Aw, you look so sad there, Dexter. See, us cats just jump over those things!

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  30. Oh Dex,
    You make a gorgeous jailbird, lol!
    Lots of love from you friends in SA

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  31. Oh no! Does that gate have a cat door in it, as that would be the final insult to a dog like you Dexter.

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  32. Howdy Dexter, what is going on with the baby gate? You're definitely not a baby so why is it there? What's a little poop between friends and a snooter in the face is a good thing isn't it? Sheesh. Hope your mum gets her act together or Father Christmas might only be bringing her a lump of coal for Christmas hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  33. Dexter, paws crossed for Sebastian. I can't believe the cruel and unusual punishment you must endure at your estate. How could any human resist that sweet face and those eyes. She must have a little grinch in her. I love your header. You are about the cutest lab ever!

    Loveys Sasha

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  34. Poor Dexter....it's not nice to be behind bars during the holidays, maybe you can get an early release for good behavior.

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  35. We have gates like that in our house, but they haven't been in use since Billy the Terror crossed the Bridge. (Apparently Billy would go up to the top floor where Mr. Bufus liked to hang out, and he'd eat Mr. Bufus' food, and then Mr. Bufus would kick Billy's ass, and there was much angst as Mr. Bufus had no teeth and was declawed and yet would still terrorize Billy - which was pretty funny, as Billy terrorized pretty much every dog in the neighborhood... which should give you some idea of what a Bad Ass Mr. Bufus was...). We think it is only right that you remind the DOH of dinner time - heaven forbid she sleep through dinner time! (Our Mom sometimes naps after work, and there is No Way we let her nap past 4:55pm, as our dinner MUST be delivered at 5pm sharp.) Tell your Mom that labrasnores can be very therapeutic during meditation time, and maybe she'll remove the gate!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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