Tuesday, December 18, 2012

A Poem for Beastie



For almost five years,
You have accused me,
Of forgetting my dentures occasionally.





I wouldn't throw stones,
Oh Beast with large ass,
For it seems your uppers are still in their glass.





Dexter done!

32 comments:

  1. Dextew
    What sweet wevenge, hehehe
    Smoochie kisses
    Asta

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  2. Heehee! That was a Most Brilliant poem, Dexter. I luved it! Can you read it to me again?

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  3. OH MY.... I think we should remain MUM ... Wouldn't want to end up in the midst of a feud like THIS one. Darn FINE POEM though.

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  4. LOL - oh a little friendly rivalry. Be careful! Santa is watching!

    Sam

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  5. I don't think this is the end of it. After all, knowing Lacie....
    Toodle pip (and stay safe Dex)!
    Bertie.

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  6. I do love a good poem! Well done, Dex!
    Luv,
    Dave

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  7. Ut ohhhh... Careful, Dex!!

    -Bart and Ruby

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  8. Retribution is in the air...just sayin'.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  9. Hey Dexter!
    Wow, what a funny poem! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR. Does a lack of chompers effect your barking?!? Hmmmm good question. Love those lighted antlers!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

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  10. Great work, Dexter! I'd totally nominate you for Poet Laureaute! And I'll bet children wouldn't whine about poetry if they had to read yours.

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  11. Me thinks woo should engage one of your neighbourhood khoyotes to lure her to their den -

    Of khourse, they'd tired of her skhreaching pretty freakin' khwikhkly!

    Bravo Dexter!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  12. What a brilliant poem, Dexter! Lacie is gonna explode! hehe

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  13. Dexter Dude, I had NO idea you were so poetic! I am MOST impressed! (and my momma LOL at your poem)

    your pal,
    Garth

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  14. PEA IS A STUDLY YOUNG LAB.
    WITH AN OBVIOUS GIFT FOR GAB.

    SO DRY IS HIS WIT,
    I SUFFER MENTAL FITS.

    BUT STILL LONG FOR HIS BUTT TO GRAB.

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  15. BOL!! Oh Dexter, yous is SO funny! Seems Lacie wasn't gonna let that go without a word or two!!

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  16. Lacie bows to the applause...

    SO TAKE THAT, PEE.....

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  17. Oh I can see where this is going.... Ann TBL

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  18. Hee hee hee hee hee! Oh Dexter, revenge is sweet!

    Bunny

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  19. So, the Dexter skills are coming to the surface. WE love it.....

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  20. Dex, looks like you laugh in the face of danger!
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  21. Dexter you are brave!

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

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  22. Now that's what we call a work of art! Beautifully written. I think soon you'll have it published in a book.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  23. I think this is a case of the lab doth protest too much! ;-) Heehee.

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  24. Oh my dawg! Wonder who will get the last word on this one???
    Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
    Katie, Sparky, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek & Moosie

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  25. I'm laughing and laughing. You are pawsome, Dexter!

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  26. This is SUCH a great poem!!! You are SO talented!!! Great Job Dexter!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  27. bwuahaha! awesome sauce job, dexter! :D

    *woof*
    the booker man

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  28. Hi Dex! It has been a long time. I am fury fury sorry to hear bout the BIG GUY. I know that you and your pawrents miss him lots.

    I wanted to stop by to wish you and your family a

    FURY

    HAPPY

    HOWLIDAY!!!!!

    woos, Tessa

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