Saturday, November 3, 2012

Pizza Deprivation


I do find momma's concern for the wildlife on and around our estate laudable.

But sometimes I wonder whether giving them leftover pizza is going a tad too far. Surely yours truly is as deserving of pizza as the odd crow or squirrel.


If I hide behind these ferns I think I can grab those slices of heaven without momma noticing.


Dexter done!

P.S. Some of you thought that my previous post showed snow during Frankenstorm. Nope. It was just gigantic raindrops reflecting off the flashy.

34 comments:

  1. That is just wrong!

    Even my DOH knows where extra pizza goes - to her favourite khute Siberian!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. She gives leftover pizza to someone other than YOU? That is so wrong, Dex!

    Woofs,
    Tommy

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  3. That is SO not fair! What kind of love and affection can she get from Birds and Sqrrrrrls, compared to the quality of life provided by a labrador?

    gussie n teka

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  4. Pizza to the birds? That is just wrong! Dive in there and get it, Dexter!

    Sam

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  5. That is seriously cruel to offer pizza to the local vermin and not give the dude of the household any......what is wrong with that!

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  6. She Even gave them the Pizza BONES???? Unbelievable!!!

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  7. The world is getting so wrong nowadays! I feel your pain, Dexter!

    ~ Eva

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  8. You TOTALLY deserve that pizza, buddy!

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  9. Deh lack of peetzer is no fun.

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  10. So here is what I am thinking.....Pizza for dinner and swuirrel as desert.

    Allred.....(No that twit Bert would not condone my eating your squirrel, but the little buggers deserted me in Kansas so now, they too are my enemies.....)

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  11. Hmm. Maybe if you pretend not to be interested at all, she'll trust you to get closer... then you can GRAB it!
    Play bows,
    Zim
    PS: Not that I'd try something so devious....

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  12. OMFD. I did not just see pizza left out for wildlife.
    Ike

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  13. Oh Dex....that's just wrong. I LOVE Bert's idea: pizza for dinners, SQUIRREL for dessert!! WIN, WIN!!

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  14. Isn't there some law about giving the Dog first refusal (like that's going to happen) on left over pizza? Maybe you can catch the squirrel or crow...

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  15. Why waste yummy pizza on wildlife? Snag it, Dexter!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  16. I don't get pizza because it makes me fat. My humans don't feed wildlife either. It's pretty shabby around here.

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  17. I hope you got the pizza, but don't eat any rocks while your at it!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  18. Hey Dexter!
    Wow, I think that's totally the wrong way to go! Might give some squirrel indigestion or something. Best to let us pooches have the left over pizza and bones. Throw some nuts to the squirrels Blech! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  19. Oh, poor Dexter. Even Louie gets crust now and then.

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  20. Dexter, you were so close! Lucky squirrels and crows in your neighborhood! Hey, is there anyway to get your blog on my blog roll or is that something you and Momma would not prefer?! Just wondering, just like you do.... Ann TBL

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  21. Waydaminit, Dexter! She gives the pizza to the birds and squirrels and not to you?? That is SO wrong!! You get over there and get that pizza NOW!! ;)

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  22. Are you sure Momma didn't leave those pizza noms on that flat rock just for you, Dex, to encourage your hunting and retrieval skills? As the apex predator on the estate now, she has to know you'll snag them. But wait! We see a LEASH on you, so the pizza noms must not be inside your perimeter fence. Sneaky. We're guessing the raccoons and/or the rats will get them.

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  23. We can't believe your Mom would give perfectly good pizza to the wildlife and not to you. Hope you managed to snag at least one of those slices.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  24. What is going on, Dexter? Your mom gave that perfectly good pizza to squirrels instead of to you? You need to get her into a remedial training class, pronto!

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  25. Howdy Dexter, with the plague of locusts we live with, there is never ever any pizza left! HOpe you got to snaffle those slices when your Momma wasn't looking. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  26. Looks like the pizza is part of a trap. Don't go for it Dexter!

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  27. Um... there is no such thing as leftover pizza! Something is very wrong on your estate! I hope you got at least one piece of pizzas? Or maybe just some pizza bones?

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  28. We think that is doggy abuse! Imagine feeding top quality foodables such as pizza to a squirrel. Unheard of!
    Morgan, Sebastian and the Porties

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  29. GRAB that Dexter!!! Mabel would kill me if I fed those pesky squirrels!

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  30. Tell your DOH that pizza bonez bein' scattered willy-nilly about the estate will also bring in rats and that by givin' it to you instead, you are savin' the 'hood from turnin' into a rat-infested slum. Yeah - that oughta do it.

    Woofs and greasy slobbers,
    Chester ;0=)

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  31. OMD! Dexter you have carnivorous squirrels in your area?!!! :O Makin a mental note. If ever in Dexter's neck of the woods, DO NOT chase the squirrels as they may EAT me! ;)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  32. Mom once fed pizza to seagulls because she didn't have any bread. They loved it. (Who doesn't?) I agree - why do the squirrels get the pizza and you don't?

    your pal,
    Garth

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