I have long since stopped wondering why I must always be on a string when out and about. That's just the way things are. But that doesn't mean I can't be comfortable and stylish. Right?
I found a new invention called a Harness Lead. It's a harness and leash all in one. Amazing.
Here I am modelling it. What do you think?
Except for the fact that it took Momma more attempts than I care to count before she had it on me properly, I will give it four paws up.
I love that it doesn't clang and jangle against my leggies like that sports bra I've been wearing for years. Since the main pressure is on my chest, no more gacking when momma and I have disagreements over what constitutes an appropriate amount of time to snuffle in one spot (momma has no appreciation for the limitless discoveries one can make on a single telephone pole).
If you think you want to try one out, you can order a harness lead directly from the people who invented it by clicking on this link.
Momma helped me craft a demonstration video. I tried to spice up momma's boring zombie voice a little by adding peppy background music.
Watch it here.